Temminck’s Tragopan Pheasant.
Look at its blue dangly thing! (wattle)
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
What movie is this?
so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc
LD you tell that ratchet ass hoe.
desperate E listers thinking they’re “Mr.Right”
that hair and those pleated shirt and pants? makes you MrNoFashionSense
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck